koolaidicecubes:

gayleaf:

I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall*

*has angry sex with the hole*

foodtrucker:

i’m in a ton of mutual follows with super cool people that I never talk to

leassvengers:

so I bought my mom this cup with a hot dude having coffee because my mom is fun and i thought this might like her.

BUT THEN I SERVE MYSELF COFFEE IN IT AND TURNS OUT THAT WHEN THE CUP GETS HOT

THE DUDE LOSES HIS PANTS AND THAT’S COFFEE AND PORN AND I DONT KNOW WHAT KIND OF SORCERY THIS IS!

izzetheking:

I think we all should just stop masturbating with our dicks and start masturbating with our hearts